— Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via escolma)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar
WHAT THE [looks around nervously] [sweats a lot] frickle frackle